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"Sam, it's Taylor. Ya' gotta come to the Emergency Room at Seton Med Center when ya' get this. It's Riggs. He was sick and I had to call an ambulance. Ain't sure what's wrong, but... if ya' get this, can ya' just come?"

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Karma's still at work. I smacked QB in the head with my engagement ring in my sleep.

Wonderful. Now I'm guilty of domestic abuse.

Can I ask ya' somethin'?

Everyone else?

I ain't needin' to see it when I can smell it, but ya' can assure the lil botanist that I ain't gonna breathe a word of it and he ain't needin' to nearly pee his pants every time I'm in the same room as him.

Anyone around here called Taylor MacKenzie, aka Mac, from Dillon, Texas?